i hope tarrlok’s favorite band goes on tour but doesn’t come to his city.

i hope tarrlok calls his crush but he doesn’t pick up and he leaves an awkward voicemail.


I hope Tarrlok eats a snickers bar and enjoys it, but then remembers that he’s allergic to peanuts

i mean, 1 ponytail is enough douchebaggery

but 3 ponytails????  what are you trying to be, tarrlok?  the douchebag king?????

i bet tarrlok bathes in dick sauce that’s why he’s a dick