I hope Tarrlok explodes.
i hope tarrlok’s favorite band goes on tour but doesn’t come to his city.
i hope tarrlok calls his crush but he doesn’t pick up and he leaves an awkward voicemail.
I hope Tarrlok eats a snickers bar and enjoys it, but then remembers that he’s allergic to peanuts
i mean, 1 ponytail is enough douchebaggery
but 3 ponytails???? what are you trying to be, tarrlok? the douchebag king?????
i bet tarrlok bathes in dick sauce that’s why he’s a dick